There's no doubting that Ashley McKenzie has star quality - he looks cool, he refuses to follow the pack - he wears pearls around his neck and he has curly wurly sideshow bob hair.
However, unless there was a line in the song that Ashley sang on Saturday's X Factor that actually goes "um ber ber ber-ber ber,shit" it's pretty clear that Ashley was fairly unprepared for his "fabulous night for a moondance"
Luckily, ever the pro, Ashley skillfully drew attention away from his mistake by doing a little sex-dance and then proceeded to thank the Lord for blessing him.
That's when people stopped voting for Ashley, because boasting about being blessed when you have a shit haircut and a forgetful brain is something that gets right up the noses of Saturday teatime ITV viewers.
Hanging's too good for 'em, that's what I say.
ReplyDeleteI hate anyone that depends upon their hair to eventually exude a personality...in fact, I think they're Utter shits!!!
ReplyDeleteI think they are curly wankers!!
ReplyDeleteFrom the second anonymous person - I didn't post the first one so you are wrong Mr Whig!!
ReplyDeleteFrom the second anonymous person - I think all these people are VERY KIND!!
ReplyDeleteYou're all wrong - we should spend more time stroking these people's lovely hair, making them feel special and the centre of attention...
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