Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Thank the lord for blessing me... PUKE.

There's no doubting that Ashley McKenzie has star quality - he looks cool, he refuses to follow the pack - he wears pearls around his neck and he has curly wurly sideshow bob hair.

However, unless there was a line in the song that Ashley sang on Saturday's X Factor that actually goes "um ber ber ber-ber ber,shit" it's pretty clear that Ashley was fairly unprepared for his "fabulous night for a moondance"

Luckily, ever the pro, Ashley skillfully drew attention away from his mistake by doing a little sex-dance and then proceeded to thank the Lord for blessing him.

That's when people stopped voting for Ashley, because boasting about being blessed when you have a shit haircut and a forgetful brain is something that gets right up the noses of Saturday teatime ITV viewers.

6 comments:

  1. Hanging's too good for 'em, that's what I say.

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  2. I hate anyone that depends upon their hair to eventually exude a personality...in fact, I think they're Utter shits!!!

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  3. I think they are curly wankers!!

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  4. From the second anonymous person - I didn't post the first one so you are wrong Mr Whig!!

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  5. From the second anonymous person - I think all these people are VERY KIND!!

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  6. You're all wrong - we should spend more time stroking these people's lovely hair, making them feel special and the centre of attention...

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