Your Limericks!!!
What a day!! Your entries were fantastic - big pat on the back for all of you !! I was quite bowled over by the standard of these.In no particular order here they are........
In Belfast for two days this week
There's a summit on "Toilet Technique"
The bowl often white,
The main input shite,
Depository Perfection they seek
Jonny Roberts
In Belfast for two days this week
There's a summit on "Toilet Technique"
If you go for colonic
Your bowels will be harmonic
But make sure the tube doesn't leak
Susan Hunter Campbell
In Belfast for two days this week
There's a summit on "Toilet Technique"
Stick your arse in the air
Squeeze your cheeks if you dare
And let's see a huge big fat keek
Susan Hunter Campbell
In Belfast for two days this week
There's a summit on "Toilet Technique"
They inspect your poo
To see what’s gone through
And give you a tick on each cheek!
Richard Hunter Campbell
In Belfast for two days this week
There's a summit on "Toilet Technique”
With plenty of lectures
On fecal conjectures
And the joys of taking a leak.
Isla "St Clair"
In Belfast for two days this week
There's a summit on "Toilet Technique
But folks please beware
George Michael'll be there!!
So be careful or he'll have a peek!!
Sandra McConnell
In Belfast for two days this week
There's a summit on "Toilet Technique”
Talk of the John
Those farts that pong
And poos that are shiny and sleek.
Isla "St Clair"
In Belfast for two days this week
There's a summit on "Toilet Technique"
I walk in the stall,
I Slip n fall
And end up with two wet cheeks
Walker in Canada
Lisa in New Zealand also entered but begged me not to publish her entry!!!
Scores will follow shortly - The adjudicator is counting up the points!!!
Labels: clair gunning stitt, limericks, Lisa, Susan
posted by Freddy @ Wednesday, September 28, 2005
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