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Lynder's Birthday Tea

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posted by Freddy @ Monday, July 02, 2007 Comments: 0

More from Majorca!!

I think from the picture Seuuuusan and Richard are in the Restaurant Stay in Puerto Pollensa. This restaurant is one of the best EVER restaurants I have been to and although it costs an arm and a leg is well worth going to.

I love the fact that you can see some random bald man in the reflection taking this picture. Epic!!

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posted by Freddy @ Saturday, June 23, 2007 Comments: 0

Fresh from Majorca...

This picture was sent to me just now.

I think you will agree that Richard looks as if he is enjoying himself.....

Whatever he is doing he still prefers to keep his glasses on.


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posted by Freddy @ Friday, June 22, 2007 Comments: 0

Hot off the press...

Richard and Seuuusan are in Puerta Pollensa at the moment and have just sent me this picture of their sea front as it is today.

When I picture Seeeuuusan in my minds eye, I usually sea front.

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posted by Freddy @ Tuesday, June 19, 2007 Comments: 1

Richard Campbell COULD BE Joseph!!

Richard:


I closed my eyes
(I closed my eyes)
I've had a skinful
(aa-aa-ah!)
She thinks it's sinful
(ah-ah)
But it gets me through!!
Far far away,
(Far far away)
Poor Susan's weeping
(aa-aa-ah!)
I'm too busy shleeeeeping
(ah-ah)
Any dream will do!


I swore I'd quit
(I swore I'd quit)
The golden liquid
(aa-aa-ah!)
I'm like a big kid
(ah-ah)
Chicken Cordon Bleau!
In Belfast East
(In Belfast East)
The basin's waiting
(aa-aa-ah!)
Susan needs sedating
(ah ah)
Any dream will do!


I crash around, I thrash all night
My glass of wine is out of sight!!
Then Susan faded into darkness
I was left alone
(ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh Ah!)


She won't return
(She won't return)
Back to the boudoir
(ah ah ah!)
Think I'm for the high wire
(ah -ah)
When I do come to!
The world and I,
(The world and I)
we take it on the chin
(ah ah)
Some one grab the basin
(Ah ah)
Think I'm gonna spew!


(key change)



Give me my glass of wine
My amazing glass of wine!!!
Give me my glass of wine
My amazing...
Glass of...
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!
(Cymbals crash)
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posted by Freddy @ Tuesday, June 12, 2007 Comments: 0

Some Photos of our wee group at the BBC

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posted by Freddy @ Sunday, May 20, 2007 Comments: 0

I also found this picture which I don't remember seeing before - it's lovely! Seuuusan looks like a film star!!!

And as for Richard, well he doesn't!!

  

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posted by Freddy @ Monday, February 19, 2007 Comments: 0

Looks like a poof's drink to me...

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posted by Freddy @ Wednesday, February 14, 2007 Comments: 2

Holiday 2007

Susan and Richard are just back from their Holidays in Gran Canaria. Perhaps one of you would write a short article for Fred's about this?

Above is a picture sent by Susan of their resort

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posted by Freddy @ Sunday, February 11, 2007 Comments: 2

Richard Hunter Campbell

It's Richard Hunter-Campbell's birthday today.

Happy Birthday Richard Hunter-Campbell

Will everyone join me in saying Happy Birthday to Richard Hunter-Campbell?

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posted by Freddy @ Sunday, February 11, 2007 Comments: 3

Richard has a wee sleep

A few weeks ago Richard and SEUUUUSAN had a party at which Richard got so blocked that he sang like a girl and then went to bed before anyone else had left. You may remember THIS POST which was taken at the same party.

The above is THE video that I have threatened him with for a few weeks now. They are both away in Gran Canaria for a week so he will never know I put it up...

It's actually not that bad but before he comes home from Gran Canaria I will take it down again and at this point you can all say to him "Oh my God - that video that Freddy put up of you - extreme stuff...." (or perhaps a sentance you are more comfortable with that means the same thing..)

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posted by Freddy @ Saturday, February 03, 2007 Comments: 0

Fred's Video Diary

On Saturday night Richard and Susan had a lovely party at which Smithy got legless and sang "Survivor by Beyonce as a duet with Jenny.

Regarde....

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posted by Freddy @ Tuesday, January 16, 2007 Comments: 1

Seuusan's Christmas!!!

So Seuuuusan, how was your Christmas on a scale of 1 (crap) to 10 (fantastic)? 9

Where did you eat? Ate at mum and dads

Who was at your table? Mum dad, my sister, her husband and my two neices and of course my lovely husband Richard!

What was the food like? What was it? We had turkey and all the trimmings and it was fuckin gorgeous - even Richard would admit that his mother in law is a great cook!

Did your family have any "heated" moments? No - only slightly when my dad had too much to drink and could hardly mash the spuds

What did you get for Christmas as presents? Aura Day Spa voucher, earrings, vouchers, socks, perfume etc etc

What was your best present and who was it from? Best pressie was from Richard - earrings and spa voucher

What was the best present you gave someone else? I gave Richard his Play station - I think he was excited

Did you get any presents from someone that you didn't think of and had to thank them and give them nothing back? Were you embarrassed? No

Did you watch TV after your Christmas dinner? If so what did you watch? I watched the soaps as usual - Eastenders etc

Did your family play a game? If so what was it? On Xmas night, we go to friends and always play games - we played Scattegories and Outburst!

Did you get drunk over Christmas - if so how drunk were you? Any stories about that? You know me - I was plastered on still water. No stories to report

Did you have a romantic Christmas? If so give us the details. Yes Xmas was lovely - can't go into the details - ask Richard

Finally make one wish for 2007 and share it with us - IT WILL COME TRUE!!! (Honestly!!)Wish that we all continue to have a laugh together and enjoy good health (no trips to casualty thanks!)

To explain that last comment, Our Seuuuusan had a bit of a fright on Friday last when her arm and lips went numb at my party and we had to bundle her off to Casualty (She prefers Casualty to Holby City you see...)

Anyway fear not readers because our Seuusan is fine and it was just a very severe migraine brought on by the excitement of my party!!

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posted by Freddy @ Wednesday, December 27, 2006 Comments: 0

Our year at Fredordead....

Turn your sound up, grab a tissue and TAKE A LOOK AT OUR YEAR!!

If you want to download this movie, Click HERE and follow the instructions. For some reason it makes you click through ten pages before it lets you download it - presumably a traffic multiplying trick... Just do it ten times and it will then let you download.

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posted by Freddy @ Tuesday, December 19, 2006 Comments: 4

It all returns from pearshaped plaza...

Great news !!

My computer is now back online and I got all my files back!! Hooray

Big thanks to Richard - not the usual Richard but Richard of "Richard and Fi" who told me what to install to sort out my problem - a thing called Norton Partition Magic which was totally brilliant and solved it all for me.

I went to Dixons today and purchased an additional 160 GB drive to add to my existing one so my computer is not only healed but TURBO CHARGED!!!

Very Very HAPPY BOY TODAY!!

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posted by Freddy @ Wednesday, November 01, 2006 Comments: 0

Smithy's Party

Smithy with some rent boy we brought in as a birthday present....

Richard and Susie.... eating. Don't wait for us guys, we're all OK, you eat away!!

Philip looks alarmed when Freddy points out the hidden camera in Susie's cleavage...

Richard tries to see into Susie's brain but gets nowhere...

We found these two tramps on a park bench and thought they would make a great photo... Don't think they are quite the full shilling...

Jenny tries to battle her way through the "Land of Giant Glasses and Bottles"

Lovely weather for a picnic - don't you think?

No comment necessary on this one, Mr Hutton likes to call this his "I'm listening intently" expression

Susan and Richard suffer heartburn after wolfing their food down before everyone else!!

Two beautiful male models arrive to make a special presentation to the birthday boy...

Ahh - Young love!!

"Jenny I'm not drunk enough for these people!!"

Freddy : "Alan, thank God we have these hands to keep our faces from falling off!!"

Mr Hutton : "Speak for yourself Mark, I'm already off my face!!"

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posted by Freddy @ Monday, October 16, 2006 Comments: 4

They DO feel like dancing

The Scissor Sisters' new album is out tomorrow (Monday)

To celebrate this, Richard and Susan have been out there doing work for the worldwide smash band, and HERE is a video of them doing just that....

Not to be outdone, Our Lynder and Mr Hutton have been getting in on the act and you can see them perform by clicking HERE

Turn your sound up and enjoy. This may not load up properly in work computers so trust me you need to send the links home and watch them there if they don't!!

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posted by Freddy @ Saturday, September 16, 2006 Comments: 1

Love Divine

If you click on the above image, you can watch us rehearse "Love Divine" By Philip Stopford

I stress we were rehearsing and not performing as you will see - I spent the whole time trying to make the girls laugh - sorry ladies!!!

Soloists Lynder and Fred, Organ : Richard

Venue : Ripon Cathedral

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posted by Freddy @ Sunday, September 10, 2006 Comments: 2

Jenny and Chris's barbeque

Monday last week we were invited to a barbeque at Jenny and Chris's house - This is a photo of us doing our thing. Left to right is Andrew who works for the Ulster Orchestra, Lynda (or Lynder as we call her) who is a music teacher in a large school in Belfast, then Freddy who works for a bank, then Susie who also works for a bank, then Richard who prints up wedding invites and questionaires for people at the Northern Whig, and finally Mr Hutton. He works for the government here in Northern Ireland and lives in a gorgeous house right by the sea in Portavogie.

Unfortunately the rain was ridiculous at the barbeque - Chris bravely fought on with his barbeque fluid squirting everywher in a bid to keep the flames high under Richard's umbrella but they gave up and some of the food was done on the "George Formby" instead.

Here is us having the same event the year before - my how we have changed!!

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posted by Freddy @ Saturday, September 02, 2006 Comments: 1

Is it an oil painting???

Thanks Richard for your photos of last night.

I took this one from Nigel McClintock's window of the moon and the Cathedral.

I reckon that if you had the right photographic equipment you could win a prize for a photo like this - it's just a bit rough and ready using my phone!!

When's the housewarming Nigel?
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posted by Freddy @ Thursday, August 10, 2006 Comments: 0