Monday, July 02, 2007

Lynder's Birthday Tea



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    Saturday, June 23, 2007

    More from Majorca!!


    I think from the picture Seuuuusan and Richard are in the Restaurant Stay in Puerto Pollensa. This restaurant is one of the best EVER restaurants I have been to and although it costs an arm and a leg is well worth going to.

    I love the fact that you can see some random bald man in the reflection taking this picture. Epic!!
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    Tuesday, June 19, 2007

    Hot off the press...

    Richard and Seuuusan are in Puerta Pollensa at the moment and have just sent me this picture of their sea front as it is today.

    When I picture Seeeuuusan in my minds eye, I usually sea front.


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    Tuesday, June 12, 2007

    Richard Campbell COULD BE Joseph!!

    Richard:


    I closed my eyes
    (I closed my eyes)
    I've had a skinful
    (aa-aa-ah!)
    She thinks it's sinful
    (ah-ah)
    But it gets me through!!
    Far far away,
    (Far far away)
    Poor Susan's weeping
    (aa-aa-ah!)
    I'm too busy shleeeeeping
    (ah-ah)
    Any dream will do!


    I swore I'd quit
    (I swore I'd quit)
    The golden liquid
    (aa-aa-ah!)
    I'm like a big kid
    (ah-ah)
    Chicken Cordon Bleau!
    In Belfast East
    (In Belfast East)
    The basin's waiting
    (aa-aa-ah!)
    Susan needs sedating
    (ah ah)
    Any dream will do!


    I crash around, I thrash all night
    My glass of wine is out of sight!!
    Then Susan faded into darkness
    I was left alone
    (ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh Ah!)


    She won't return
    (She won't return)
    Back to the boudoir
    (ah ah ah!)
    Think I'm for the high wire
    (ah -ah)
    When I do come to!
    The world and I,
    (The world and I)
    we take it on the chin
    (ah ah)
    Some one grab the basin
    (Ah ah)
    Think I'm gonna spew!


    (key change)



    Give me my glass of wine
    My amazing glass of wine!!!
    Give me my glass of wine
    My amazing...
    Glass of...
    Wiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!
    (Cymbals crash)
    (Blackout)© 2007 Fredordead


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    Sunday, May 20, 2007

    Some Photos of our wee group at the BBC
















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    Sunday, April 08, 2007

    Some Random Photo's

    Oh Susan!!
    Robert and a very tiny dog owned by Julie and Ian
    Freddy and Susan at the Kremlin
    Allen and Fred at the Kremlin
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    Monday, February 19, 2007

    I also found this picture which I don't remember seeing before - it's lovely! Seuuusan looks like a film star!!!

    And as for Richard, well he doesn't!!

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    Sunday, February 11, 2007

    Holiday 2007



    Susan and Richard are just back from their Holidays in Gran Canaria. Perhaps one of you would write a short article for Fred's about this?

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    Monday, February 05, 2007

    Pixie & Dixie



    As we congratulate Ed on getting into York Minster, it is my duty to embarrass him at the same time. Well it's my way isn't it. They build you up and then they knock you down again don't they....

    Poor Ed.

    Regarde....

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    Sunday, January 28, 2007

    Woa Black Betty!!

    Here's a product that will keep everyone guessing...

    When looking at this I especially thought of our girls Lynder, Jenny and Susan. Perhaps we should make it a compulsary part of the choir uniform...?

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    Tuesday, January 16, 2007

    Fred's Video Diary



    On Saturday night Richard and Susan had a lovely party at which Smithy got legless and sang "Survivor by Beyonce as a duet with Jenny.

    Regarde....

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    Tuesday, December 19, 2006

    Our year at Fredordead....



    Turn your sound up, grab a tissue and TAKE A LOOK AT OUR YEAR!!

    If you want to download this movie, Click HERE and follow the instructions. For some reason it makes you click through ten pages before it lets you download it - presumably a traffic multiplying trick... Just do it ten times and it will then let you download.

    © 2006 Fredordead


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    Monday, October 16, 2006

    Smithy's Party

    It was Smithy's birthday party yesterday (sunday) held in the Bokhara in Holywood. Andrew was 51 years old. Many happy returns!!

    He got loads of presents but he still hasn't got his present from Fred and I - This is to follow as I ordered it from a website....

    Anyhow I took some pictures for y'all:

    Smithy with some rent boy we brought in as a birthday present....


    Richard and Susie.... eating. Don't wait for us guys, we're all OK, you eat away!!


    Philip looks alarmed when Freddy points out the hidden camera in Susie's cleavage...


    Richard tries to see into Susie's brain but gets nowhere...


    We found these two tramps on a park bench and thought they would make a great photo... Don't think they are quite the full shilling...


    Jenny tries to battle her way through the "Land of Giant Glasses and Bottles"



    Lovely weather for a picnic - don't you think?



    No comment necessary on this one, Mr Hutton likes to call this his "I'm listening intently" expression

    Susan and Richard suffer heartburn after wolfing their food down before everyone else!!



    Two beautiful male models arrive to make a special presentation to the birthday boy...



    Ahh - Young love!!



    "Jenny I'm not drunk enough for these people!!"



    Freddy : "Alan, thank God we have these hands to keep our faces from falling off!!"

    Mr Hutton : "Speak for yourself Mark, I'm already off my face!!"

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    Saturday, September 16, 2006

    They DO feel like dancing

    The Scissor Sisters' new album is out tomorrow (Monday)

    To celebrate this, Richard and Susan have been out there doing work for the worldwide smash band, and HERE is a video of them doing just that....

    Not to be outdone, Our Lynder and Mr Hutton have been getting in on the act and you can see them perform by clicking HERE

    Turn your sound up and enjoy. This may not load up properly in work computers so trust me you need to send the links home and watch them there if they don't!!

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    Thursday, August 17, 2006

    Susan and Robert and I are in Deane's Deli!



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    Thursday, August 10, 2006

    Guess who??


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    Tuesday, July 25, 2006

    Fred's Birthday



    As discussed before, a significant birthday is coming up. Believe it or not on July 26th last year I started this website.


    To commemorate our birthday, I thought I would take you on a walk down memory lane - well - more a brisk gallop really. Here is another selection of posts which sum up what has been happening here: ENJOY!!

    September 2005


    Birth of the Groove Website
    The Mark McGuire Singers perform their first (and only) request!!
    A New Lodger!!
    My Rant about how I'm crap at sport
    Dr Ruth
    The birth of the St George's Website
    A September Weekend
    Our first piece of news from Alan C - recently moved to Edinburgh
    Susan and Richard's Wedding Video
    Lisa from New Zealand
    My Rant about touchy feely people
    Fred's Redundancy
    A bad time
    More about Lisa
    Richard's Organ
    More about Richard's Organ
    Pictures from May Day 2005
    My Rant about Fred's Redundancy
    Toilet Technique
    All about Susan!!


    There will be more "Best of" moments tomorrow!!

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    Friday, July 21, 2006

    One year on...



    A significant birthday is coming up. Believe it or not on July 26th last year I started this website. It was called a different name back then and a lot has changed.




    I had no idea then what it was going to be when I pressed "publish" for the first time. I had no idea if anyone would ever read it apart from me.

    I still have no idea what it is supposed to be!! I don't suppose I ever will, but I do know that I have had in excess of about ten thousand visitors since I started. If you had told me that when it first started I would never have done it.... How scary.

    To define this site I would say that it is not actually a blog at all - it's a wide circle of friends all chipping in to a central point and catching up with each other in a unique way.

    To commemorate our birthday, I thought I would take you on a walk down memory lane - well - more a brisk gallop really. Here is a selection of posts which sum up what has been happening here: ENJOY!!

    JULY 2005


    1 - First ever post!! How stupid did I sound!!
    2 - An e-mail from Lynder about the "New" site!!
    3 - 100 things about me - a lot of people said they learned a lot of stuff here!!
    4 - 10 things about our SEEEUUUOOOSAN!!
    5 - An e-mail from JR
    6 - 10 things about Andrew
    7 - All about Richard
    8 - All about Lynder
    9 - All about Byte
    10 - All about Clair with the Hair
    11 - Scorchio!!
    12 - My Holiday in Majorca
    13 - Home Again from Majorca
    14 - Methody Win
    15 - All about Alan C
    16 - All about JR
    17 - My Rant about Diets - I really went off on one. One year later and I'm still fat.
    18 - Richard's Organ
    19 - Jenny and Chris's Champagne Barbeque
    22 - My rant about Gay Pride - what a rant this was!! Cool down Freddy!
    21 - A day out!!

    There will be more "Best of" moments tomorrow!!

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    Friday, May 12, 2006

    Mr and Mrs

    A big hello to Richard and Susan today who are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary on Saturday night. Perhaps Richard or Susan could tell us how they are planning to celebrate their big night??

    Susan is very grateful to her husband who has been "her rock" during her golden years. He cuts up all her food for her and gets the house cleaned up ready for the "home help" Martinez who comes on a Tuesday.

    "Richard always has a twinkle in his eye when he brings me my digestive biscuit and a cup of tea while I'm sitting on the sofa watching that nice Jeremy Kyle. I'm not as young as I used to be, so I'm really lucky to have Richard to wipe up my saliva!!"

    Richard says he dotes on his wife Susan.

    "Without her to guide me I would be lost. Literally. You see since my eyesight went a few years ago I can't find my way from pillar to post and so my dear wife Susan keeps me from bumping into things."

    It's a lovely story ladies and gentlemen I think you will agree, let's have a big round of applause for Richard and Susan!!

    God bless you both!!

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    Wednesday, May 10, 2006

    What if....

    THIS ARTICLE gave me an idea. Instead of our annual trip to Barcelona, why don't we all go naked in Dorset?

    Or even better find a nudest holiday in Majorca???

    Food for thought...

    I can imagine Susan and Lynder playing naked volleyball with me and Alan Hutton without a care in the world!!!

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