Sunday, October 02, 2005

Eeeee Heeeee!!!


I think I have just worked it out. I am actually mentally still no different from when I was a child.

I liked being a child and when I started becoming a teenager I realised that it was nicer to be a child. I never WANTED to smoke or drink or do anything adult. I never wanted to have sex with anyone or take responsibilty for anything. I still don't. I wanted to stay young and have fun doing things that made me laugh and just be stupid. Whilst I realise that all of the above sounds a little Jacksonesque, Let me qualify:

I went out on Friday night to a friends house. They had a trampoline in the back garden. They also had booze, fags and a pool table. Whilst I did have a lot of drink, and whilst I also had a few fags and some adult conversation, the bestest moments of my whole night was that damn trampoline. I love it - I always do when I go there. It's fantastic. I remember paying £1 for a half hour sessions in Barry's Amusements in Portrush on the trampoline. I got about a fiver's worth of tokens that day and spend about 2 and a half hours on it and had to be dragged away by whoever I was with. That was last week. Only joking I was about 13. Loved it.

If I ever get a back garden (I live in an apartment) I'm soooo getting a trampoline. Right after I get the ice rink and the Hot Air Balloon......

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