Limericksh!!!
There was a young lady called Spears,
whose corset on E-bay appears,
her titties went droopy,
which sent Britney loopy,
-she rebought it to salvage her spheres...
Alan Campbell
There was a young lady called Spears,
whose corset on E-bay appears,
there was a commotion,
as no magic potion,
could rid Spears of gravity fears...
Alan Campbell
There was a young lady called Spears,
Whose corset on E-bay appears,
She thought it was wrong,
Ousted it with a thong,
Shit!- for me no bejewelled brassieres...
Alan Campbell
There was a young lady called Spears
Whose corset on E-bay appears.
It had pushed up her bits
for her two greatest hits
as she conquered all showbiz frontiers.
Andrew Smith
There was a young lady called Spears
Whose corset on E-bay appears.
She asked for it back
to cover her crack
and kebab for those swanky premieres.
Andrew Smith
There was a young lady called Spears
Whose corset on E-bay appears.
Here teenage dances
Had us all shooting glances
But it has all ended in tears.
Byte
There was a young lady called Spears
Whose corset on E-bay appears.
Her jewel encrusted brazier
On stage had appeared
While her tits were up round her ears!
Richard Whig
There was a young lady called Spears
Whose corset on E-bay appears.
She was once a pop babe
But now I’m afraid
She’s only famous for her Braziers!
Richard Whig
There was a young lady called Spears
Whose corset on E-bay appears.
She had to remove it
When hubby disapproved it
Because she promised he could wear her brassieres
Walker in Canada
posted by Freddy @ Saturday, October 15, 2005
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