Bare Bums on a hilltop?? Award winning craftsmanship?? Bloody poofters.
Now I know that there are many many sites banging on about the Oscars in a much more informed and detailed way than I ever could, but I thought I would provide a FLASH CARD guide to what is going to be going down on Sunday. Firstly all you need to know is that Bareback Mountain is widely believed to be the leading contender so expect a clean sweep for the cowboys. I really hope Crash gets best picture but I don't think it will. However go and see it immediately - I've told you about this film before. Anyway here are all the nominees for you for all the categories that matter and my prediction. Who do you think will win what?
Best picture Brokeback Mountain
Crash
Good Night, and Good Luck
Munich
Capote (My prediction)
Best director Steven Spielberg - Munich
Ang Lee - Brokeback Mountain (My Prediction)
Paul Haggis - Crash
Bennett Miller - Capote
George Clooney - Good Night, and Good Luck
Best actor Philip Seymour Hoffman - Capote
David Strathairn - Good Night, and Good Luck
Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain
Joaquin Phoenix - Walk the Line (My prediction)
Terrence Howard - Hustle and Flow
Best actress Dame Judi Dench - Mrs Henderson Presents (My prediction)
Felicity Huffman - Transamerica
Charlize Theron - North Country
Reese Witherspoon - Walk the Line
Keira Knightley - Pride and Prejudice
Best supporting actress Rachel Weisz - The Constant Gardener
Michelle Williams - Brokeback Mountain (My prediction)
Frances McDormand - North Country
Amy Adams - Junebug
Catherine Keener - Capote
Best supporting actor George Clooney - Syriana
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brokeback Mountain (My prediction)
Paul Giamatti - Cinderella Man
Matt Dillon - Crash
William Hurt - A History of Violence
Best animated feature film Howl's Moving Castle
Corpse Bride
Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit (My prediction)
Best original screenplay Crash (My prediction)
Good Night, and Good Luck
Match Point
The Squid and the Whale
Syriana
Best music (score)
Brokeback Mountain
The Constant Gardener
Memoirs of a Geisha
Munich
Pride and Prejudice
Best music (song)
In the Deep - Crash
It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp - Hustle and Flow
Travelin' Thru - Transamerica
Best documentary feature Darwin's Nightmare
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
March of the Penguins
Murderball
Street Fight
Best visual effects The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
King Kong (Dead Cert and my prediction)
War of the Worlds
Best cinematography Batman Begins
Brokeback Mountain (My prediction)
Goodnight, and Good Luck
Memoirs of a Geisha
The New World
Best costume design Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (My prediction)
Memoirs of a Geisha
Mrs Henderson Presents
Pride and Prejudice
Walk The Line
Best make-up The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Cinderella Man
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (My prediction)
