Fred'sNotDead

All about Lisa

Nominations this week on Big Brother UK 7 are Imogen, Lisa, Nikki, and Mikey.

Now I really want Lisa to go as she is the most annoying to me. No offence to anyone called Lisa but this one is extremely annoying. She is like Pochohontas's evil twin.

However there is currently an argument floating around the offices of planet Vodafone: The "good television" argument.

The theory being bandied around and accompanied by sage nodding is simple. If we have to concede that our lives are somehow being made complete by these idiots then you will also have to agree that their annoying bits are the bits that we perversely ENJOY!! When you wanted to throw something at Grace it was because for some reason (perhaps you never had a hug as a child) you are actually having the TIME OF YOUR LIVES!!

"FUCK SHE'S AN ANNOYING BITCH" we scream at the telly as we sit up from our slouch position and perhaps even adjust a cushion or two.

"FUCK I WANT HER OUT!!" we screech as the blood courses through our veins sending many endorphins gurgling round our bleary brain cells.

Secretly we are longing for these moments that annoy us. They entertain us. They keep us interested. Imogen and Mikey on their own at the end with Richard and Pete will be the MOST boring telly on earth.

SO let's stop in our tracks and think about this. LISA will not make it to the end - that's a cert. Pete or Glynn will win - that's another cert. Let's now focus on getting the boring ones out.

IMOGEN and MIKEY are going to try and get a relationship going in a bid to compensate for the fact they have no defined characters even yet (apart from "cheat" and "scouser that looks like Vernon Kay") - It's way too late for this and they need to go this week while we have a chance. Mikey will be hard to get nominated again so lets go for him this week.

I say let's save Lisa for now - she's a bitch but she kicks it off every time. What do you think?

Labels: Big Brother, richard

posted by Freddy @ Wednesday, June 21, 2006 Comments: 2