Careers who needs em!!
Tommy CooperSo I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said
'You've been promoted.'And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said
'You've been promoted again.'And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said
'You're managing director.'
And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said
'What happened to you?'
And I said
'I careered off the road.'