Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Careers who needs em!!

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said
'You've been promoted.'

And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said
'You've been promoted again.'

And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said

'You're managing director.'

And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said

'What happened to you?'

And I said

'I careered off the road.'

Tommy Cooper

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