Friday's Sex Session!
I thought it might be fun to take advantage of Fred's very generous offer to us all to freely post on this blog. As I have no intention of creating my own blog I will do just that, and what better way to start than to post an article about everyones favourite subject - SEX!!
Warhol said that everyone can be famous for 15 minutes. I believe anyone can be a sexpert for at least 30 seconds. So I have questioned several people about their views on sexual behaviour and habits and will publish my findings over the next few weeks. It was hard work tracking down these people for my questioning but quite rewarding!
This week I was talking to Elisa Anna, 22 who is a Playboy/Catalogue Model. She was a delight to talk to and quite easy on the eye as well. She kindly gave me the publicity photo above so you can see what she looks like.
What can normal folks like us do to bed a model?
To be completely honest with you, a lot of my friends date "normal guys," but with the exception of the guy I'm with now, I really only date celebrities. I'm not being shallow, though. There's a good reason for it. When I'm dating someone famous, I can find out anything about them: where they were the night before, who they were with, what they were doing, who they were dating before me. They can't hide. There are no secrets. It took a long time for me to build trust with the guy I'm with now -- literally years -- but I'm weird, I know that.
Should we be embarrassed about our bodies? Do you ever get embarrassed?
Guys shouldn't be self-conscious. I do like a perfect (she makes a hand gesture for penis) and a perfect (gestures for ass). So long as they've got it where it counts, I can forgive just about anything else. I'm taller than the guy I'm dating now, but who cares once we lay down?
What's your one no-fail technique to keep them coming back for more?
I'm a toe licker. And I'm great at phone sex. You know what I do? I look up sexy stories on the internet and I read them like I'm coming up with them myself. Guys love that stuff. And they never know the truth.
Any advice on having sex in public i.e. best places, tips for not getting caught, etc.?
I've had sex in a lot of places in public. I love it when guys go down on me in public, that's hotter than actual sex. But not getting caught isn't one of my priorities. I love it when people watch. One time, I was at a steakhouse and I got in a big fight with my boyfriend. He stormed off. I was about to cry, but all these guys in suits were staring. They were all looking at me, they wanted to come over, one even winked. I started to get excited. When my boyfriend came back, I told him he might as well just leave, but now he's all over me. I'm drunk so I'm ready to go. I'm wearing a long gown with no underwear and he's touching me everywhere. We almost did it right there, it was really hot. When we got up to go, this older guy was like, "Have a good night." I was like, "Don't worry, I already did." It was right out of Penthouse. What was the question again?
What's a good way to initiate a threesome?
I think it's better with four. Really, two guys and a girl, or two girls and guy, those are odd numbers. It's easier to initiate a bigger group. My neighbour is a photographer, he has an after-hours party with all these models and dancers and whatever. They play strip blackjack. He puts on a porno. It always erupts into an orgy, always.
Aside from condoms and lube, what is the number one thing everyone should have in their sex drawer? And why?
A whip. And restraints. And a ball for your mouth. Really, nothing's hotter. Keep them on hand, let your girlfriend find them, she'll know what to do.
Thanks for taking time out of your busy modelling career to talk to me Elisa Anna!
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posted by Anonymous @ Friday, July 21, 2006
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