Monday, October 02, 2006

Derek Acorah used to play for GLENTORAN!!


It's true - click here!!!

For those who don't know Derek Acorah is the fat camp "psychic" who is the lynch-pin of a really crap programme on Living TV that my Freddy likes called "Most Haunted"

Derek is the one who provides the plot / script exposition, going from darkened room to darkened room in some stately old building or church, and glugging on about a voice in his head telling him things about dead people and what they are telling him while the film crew gasp and hiss and jump at creaky floorboards and nearly shit themselves when the heating comes on on the automatic timer. He SEES dead people. Walking around like regular people. And these people have told him that a seriously fast buck can be made from scaring the bejesus out of people with a low production budget. The Blair Witch Project has a lot to answer for...

Anyway Derek Acorah used to play for Glentoran apparantly which is a local football team here in Northern Ireland - now that I do know to be a fact. A voice in his head must have told him he was crap and that he should give up and become a TV Tosser....

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