Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Get used to saying that - Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows is the official title for the final Harry Potter book, so it's inevitable that Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows will outsell The Bible at some point.
JK Rowling and the Harry Potter publishers yesterday announced the title of the final Harry Potter book yesterday via an annoyingly complicated online game of hangman - Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows.
Now, that's all we know about the final Harry Potter book - there isn't even a release date yet - and it's leading to all sorts of speculation from the children and adults who can't read proper books yet that make up the Harry Potter fan army. Deathly Hallows? Sounds a bit gloomy - perhaps Harry Potter really will die at the end of the book like everyone says. And just what the hell is a 'deathly hallows' anyway?
However, Fredordead can reveal that Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows is a hoax name to give the impression that Harry Potter will come to a nasty end - the real title of the book is ....
Harry Potter And The Lovely Rainbow-Coloured Munchkin Rabbits Of Bibbledy Bobbledy Lane.
Only joking.
So there it is. The last Harry Potter book has a name. But what does it mean? And from the title can we guess what will happen in Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows?
Will Harry Potter die? Will Harry Potter kiss more girls like he does in the trailer for the new movie? But most of all, will JK Rowling make enough money from sales of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows that she can finally accomplish her dream of building a machine that uses the sun's power to destroy anybody who doesn't really like Harry Potter that much?
Now that everybody knows that Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows is called Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, everyone can get on with the rest of their lives again. Emma Watson can continue being ignored by boys, JK Rowling can continue to bitch and whine about how models are thinner than her and Daniel Radcliffe can take off all his clothes and blind more horses with sharp metal rods.
In the meantime you can go here: www.jkrowling.com, and play the game with all the other curios people about what the title of the new Harry Potter book is...
Here's a hint - the title of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows is Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Good luck!!
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posted by Freddy @ Wednesday, December 27, 2006
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