Executioner!!!
The CELEBRITIES are back!! Live on Channel 4 right now!! You can see them do everything but POOP.I have a theory about celebrities. Let's see if I am right.
Some day in the not too distant future we will sit up suddenly from our media instilled hypnotic state and cry "Oh my holy good god!! We've been duped. We are responsible for creating the bourgeoisie of our age. We've watched this self propogating shit, which has paid the TV companies and networks, which has in turn paid the individuals ridiculous amounts of money to simply "be famous"?
Is it their intention to sell us the sight of a young "rock god" jumping into a pool a mic and flicking his ash over a kitchen and expect us to pay for it?
Or are we as a nation paying perhaps for the career advancement of a young lady who "nearly" won the tile "Miss UK" and who finds the idea of a well respected aging film director bending over to put on his pyjamas absolutely hilarious?
I know, let's dig deep into our pockets and have a "whip round" so that we can get to see a 58 year old Leo Sayer sitting in a large chair facing a camera all night because he doesn't want to get into a double bed with a naked drunk "rock god"
On that day of reckoning, we will march upon the TV stations like they marched on the Bastille, demanding an end to this "ancien régime" and proclaim "vive la TV Nation!!"
On that day "Celebrities" will fall victim to the executioners axe and home grown genuine talent will re-emerge. (and when I say talent I do not mean TV talent like Ray Quinn or some twat from Dancing on Ice)
On that day our screens will again be filled with wholesome drama, enjoyable comedy and interesting documentaries and we will banish Celebrity 99% content free, stick thin, meatless, boneless bilge forever.
Vive la revolution mes amis.... Liberté, égalité, fraternité, ou la mort!
It's in your hands....
© 2006 Fredordead
Labels: Dancing on Ice
posted by Freddy @ Friday, January 05, 2007
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