Pointless Museum Lets You Look At Kylie's Smelly Clothes
Here we are again with Kylie.I've ranted about her before on here. I find her bland and ordinaire. It's well known.
But I will admit that Kylie has provided men in general with some worthwhile entertainment. And now you can be entertained and fascinated all at the same time by looking at her pants quite close up.
Yes, that’s right, you can now unleash the stalker that’s always been lurking inside you and go down to the Victoria & Albert Museum in London to look at various stage outfits that Kylie has donned, from the dungarees that she sported in the early days of Neighbours in 1987 to those infamous hotpants that helped save her dodgy music career.
Over 200 pieces of Kylie gear has been donated for you to perv over look at, and to Fredordead's amazement, tickets are said to be selling well ahead of Thursday's opening.
In, a statement that literally took seconds to prepare, Kylie described how she felt about the exhibition to BBC News:
“Honoured.”
So is this the new celebrity trend? I presume so. As whenever a winning money-spinning formula is created, other celebrities will soon follow. Expect to see the clothes that Richard Hammond crashed in, the lack of clothing that Jordan models in and the various syringes that Pete Doherty squirts blood at cameras with. If any PR companies out there would like to see what trendy gear Fredordead wears on a day-to-day to basis, send a bag of cash and a sturdy table and I'll proudly show off my sweaty, burger-stained gear to the whole damn world.
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posted by Freddy @ Wednesday, February 07, 2007
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