Jades Quotes
Here is a selection of Jade Goody's more memorable quotes.
Jade asks Spencer if he punts boats on the River Thames. Spencer: "No, I
work in Cambridge." Jade: "I know I'm from Bermondsey and I know that's London,
but where is Cambridge?" Spencer: "It's in East Anglia." Jade: "Where's East
Angular [sic] though? I thought that was abroad."
"The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St George is just for London,
isn't it?"
"I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen but I didn't realise Aberdeen was
in Scotland."
"What's asparagus? Do you grow it?"
"I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly
or spell."
To Jonny when the others were complaining about him while he was lying
in bed: "You'll interiate." (As opposed to "deteriorate".)
To PJ after he revealed he knew someone who kept pet peacocks: "You see
those things... don't think I'm being daft... but them things that look like
eyes, are they their real eyes?"
"Jonny, I'm not being tictactical in here"
"It's Mona Lisa who's symmetrical, innit?"
When asked by Big Brother to name two vegetables in the garden:
"Strawberries and spuds".
"Rio de Janeiro, ain't that a person?"
"They were trying to use me as an escape goat."
On the final day, in the garden: "Are they really filming us out here?
I look like a state."
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