Your Jade Goody Limericks!!!
“My Gaaawrd” said Jade Goody, “I'm knicked!”To the copper as she screamed and she kicked...
“I’m just an escape goat
in me knickers and fur coat
do you think I’m a sexual addict?”
Andrew Smith
My Gaaawrd" said Jade Goody, "I'm knicked!"
To the copper as she screamed and kicked
She hitched up her dress
And god what a mess
The policeman thought as he was sick!!
Sandra
My Gaaawrd" said Jade Goody, "I'm knicked!"
To the copper as she screamed and kicked
But the policeman just laughed
At the ugly drunk Chav
And thought "christ what a minger I've picked"
Sandra
"My Gaaawrd" said Jade Goody, "I'm knicked!"
To the copper as she screamed and kicked...
I just went to town
To find something brown
But got into a lot of shtick!!
Walker
"My Gaaawrd" said Jade Goody, "I'm knicked!"
To the copper as she screamed and kicked..."
there had been a mistake
in the cells she would bake
and all for a bleedin' jacket!
Lisa
"My Gaaawrd" said Jade Goody, "I'm knicked!"
To the copper as she screamed and kicked..."
as the handcuffs went "snap"
round her wrists they did wrap
"twas the bottle what made me derelict!"
Lisa
"My Gaaawrd" said Jade Goody, "I'm knicked!"
To the copper as she screamed and kicked...
The Women's Wing beckoning,
But Poor Jade was reckoning
That she would enjoy having her kebab flicked.
Other Fred
Labels: Jade Goody, limericks
posted by Freddy @ Thursday, October 06, 2005
Comments: 3
