Friday, November 04, 2005

Susan's Limericks - Susan will judge them over the weekend and rank you from 1st place on!!!

There was a young lady called Susan
Whose stomach would take some abusin'
She said no to kebab
So her figure was fab
Now she concentrates more on the boozin’
Andrew Smith

There once was a lady called susan,
Whose stomach would take some abusin,
She went for a bath,
Then passed some air from her ass,
And it turned into a huge jacuzzi!!!!!!
Leanne

There once was a lady called susan,
Whose stomach would take some abusin,
If you saw her beside a fountain
You would get some confusin,
But don't go losin,
Any faith in our Susan....
Rebecca

There was a young lady called Susan
Whose stomach would take some abusin'
She drank to much rum
Until she fell on her bum
And now she's home snoozin
Walker

There was a young lady called Susan
Whose stomach would take some abusin'
Now married she’d shove it all in ,
just hopin that she would stay thin
Now that belly she’s no chance of losin
Clair

There was a young lady called Susan
whose stomach would take some abusin'
from 'Shanks' to the 'Cliff'
she'd be there in a jiff
and we love her 'cos she's fit and can sing!
Alan Campbell

There was a young lady called Susan
Whose stomach would take some abusin'
For the day she got wed
Several stone the girl shed
But now she's back to misusin'
Mark McGuire

There was a young lady called Susan
Whose stomach would take some abusin'
But she's pretty and bright
And she's witty at night
And we crack up cos Susan's amuzin'
Mark McGuire

There was a young lady called Susan
Whose stomach would take some abusin'
She went on a boat
In the hope it would float
But it sank and she's no longer cruisin'
Gillian Porter

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posted by Freddy @ Friday, November 04, 2005 Comments: 0

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