Some reasons why you need to vote Aisleen to win BIG BROTHER
» She superseded everyone’s initial expectations of her as another dim promo girl bimbo who’d be evicted on Week 4.» She assessed Sezer’s bullshitty ‘businessman’ wannabe player cred, having met a million of his type in every club in London, within about ten seconds, and thus proceeded to irritate the shit out of him by just being.
» She had to pinch her nose to stop herself from laughing immediately after Sezer was evicted.
» Being the only person apart from Richard to stick up for Sam, giving her some quiet advice about being overfriendly and telling Nikki to back off with the intrusive gender inquisition.
» In her time in the house, Aisleyne has been called a bitch, slag, fucking slut, wigga, dick, cow, moose, wannabe black girl, hoochie mama, ghetto ho, hood rat, ugly, hideous, vile, revolting, fake, arselicker, drowned rat, easy, and the most evil woman in the entire world (thanks, Lea). In her time in the house, she has called Nikki boring, Lea manipulative, and Grace a bitch after she threw water at Susie.
» Her open and vocal contempt for the alienation Grace et al inflicted on Sam and Susie.
» She was the only person to call out Grace for throwing water on Susie to her face, whilst everyone else waited until she had gone.
» Her scaring the shit out of twatty Lisa post Watergate. Lisa screams in her face. Aisleyne slowly gets up and towers over her. Aisleyne demands to know who she thinks she is pointing at. Lisa’s eyes widen.
» Her enviable inventory of eyebrow manoeuvres.
» Her spectacular sense of humour as displayed in that week when she decided to get very drunk indeed because she kept hearing ‘Aisleyne out’.
» Her and Lea’s impressions of each other. ‘Me name be Aisleeeeeeeeeyne! Me bredrin!’
» ‘You better know yourself before you talk about me, little girl!’
» ‘When I see that girl, you know, I’ma dash water in her face. Nah not really’
» ‘I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller’
» The fact that she once sang Buffalo Stance in the garden and knew all the words.
» Being the only woman Pete has flirted with, then ignored that has not gone insane over it (Lea, Lisa, Nikki, Jenny…).
» Her ‘I’m sooo sorry babe’ reaction to ‘get Grace out #1’ when immediately prior Grace had been smirking like crazy at the belief the crowd were booing Aisleyne.
» Her ‘bad!’ reaction to ‘get Grace out #2’.
» The cutaway to Grace, Mikey and Lisa (and Sezer?)’s faces when her name is announced as winner would be the best Big Brother moment of all time.
» Davina does not like Aisleyne at all (‘Hahahahahah look at her crying!’). It would be very interesting to see how this would colour a ‘winner’s interview’.
Labels: Big Brother
posted by Freddy @ Wednesday, August 16, 2006
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