Ah, bless!
Gordon Ramsey is such a bad driver that a Bentley mechanic told us that they won't let him drive into the official Bentley garage, just in case.Meanwhile our Gordon has been giving some thought to his legions of gay fans: "I know why they like me – I look good in or out of my top and I have a huge widger, so what is not to admire?"
By the way, for those who were wondering, TV kok means "TV cook" in Dutch, the language which also brought you slagroom (whipped cream)!
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