Thank the lord for blessing me... PUKE.
There's no doubting that Ashley McKenzie has star quality - he looks cool, he refuses to follow the pack - he wears pearls around his neck and he has curly wurly sideshow bob hair.However, unless there was a line in the song that Ashley sang on Saturday's X Factor that actually goes "um ber ber ber-ber ber,shit" it's pretty clear that Ashley was fairly unprepared for his "fabulous night for a moondance"
Luckily, ever the pro, Ashley skillfully drew attention away from his mistake by doing a little sex-dance and then proceeded to thank the Lord for blessing him.
That's when people stopped voting for Ashley, because boasting about being blessed when you have a shit haircut and a forgetful brain is something that gets right up the noses of Saturday teatime ITV viewers.
Labels: X Factor
posted by Freddy @ Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Comments: 6
