A lovely letter from a new listener!!
Hi Fred,I am an avid fan of your website and have been for the past 15 mins. It enlightens me everytime I read it - really no joke!
I especially like the way you use colour and slight humour throughout your pieces.
A suggestion for a website for your followers to view is http://www.ratemypoo.com
WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE OF A FAINT DISPOSITION AND/OR CONSTIPATED !!
Wee joke - ok it's old but it's great!!
3 nuns die in a car crash.
St. Peter meets them at the gates saying 'girls, really sorry you have joined us so early, but we are a bit full at the minute. I need to ask you a question each - if you get it right, you can walk through the pearly gates'
Fair enough chant the nuns in unison.
Peter asks the first nun, 'Who was the 1st woman on earth?'
'Why that would be Eve' she says triumphantly.
'You are right - The Kingdom is yours'. Turning to the 2nd nun, Peter asks ' your question is where did Eve live?'
The nun answers 'That's easy, The Garden of Eden'
'Absolutely, in you go' says St. Peter
Turning to the Mother Superior, St. Peter says, 'due to your rank and superiority I will have to ask you a more difficult question. What was the 1st thing Eve said to Adam?'
'Oh that's a hard one' replies Mother Superior.
'CORRECT IN YOU GO!'
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Thank you for teaching me to look beyond the light of the train coming towards me..............................
Yours,
T
© 2006 Fredordead
Labels: Joke
posted by Freddy @ Friday, November 17, 2006
Comments: 1
