Countdown to Christmas
Things are great at the moment aren't they?The summer is coming to an end with the promise of Autumn, Christmas is around the corner. The bleak mid winter will only be a few months away now and already we are eying up jumpers and cardigans in M&S
The X Factor has started on TV although I'm not sure if the format is tired yet - just have to wait and see.
"You are what you eat" has also started up again in a double bill with "How Clean is Your House". (Should I have put a question mark at the end of that? Surely it should be there?) Wednesday nights are now Freddy's telly-box-holy-grail. He might as well put up a "do not disturb" sign in the living room and board up the door. I'm about as welcome as a house call from Keith Cheqwin at 7.30 in the morning at the moment.
In case any international visitors are unsure what these UK programmes are all about, here is a quick summary:
"You are what you eat" : Small Scottish woman chases fat people with a box of poo until they cry and eat salad.
"How clean is your house" : Another small scottish woman, this time accompanied by a bigger blonde woman with hair made out of yellow skipping rope, burst through your front door and swab your bog for microbes which they grow in a lab into small trees, and then make you cry until you throw bleach all round your kitchen and clean your windows with vinagred newspaper.
So with all this to look forward to, I'm glad at least one quality product has arrived. Or been ressurrected - you decide: FREDDY MERCURY has just released a solo album!! Don't believe me? CLICK HERE.
The best thing about this is that it has got a new rejigged version of my favourite song, BARCELONA and I have put it up online for you to sample. Now go buy the album immediately, put your feet up, turn the telly off and listen to one of the world's greatest EVER male vocalists (including myself...)
posted by Freddy @ Thursday, September 07, 2006
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