Wednesday, February 28, 2007

You couldn't make this up... Turn up your sound...

This is our very own Philip having his music played by a girl on You Tube. Philip claims he did not pay her to play his music !!

Do we believe him?



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    Sunday, February 25, 2007

    My new favourite snack...

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    Camper than a row of semidetatched tents.

    If you did not see the gayest thing on TV this year so far (and that includes the moment "H" from Steps tried to teach "The Face" from the A-Team to perform a dance routine to "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" by the Scissor Sisters) then Fredordead is here to help.

    Turn your sound up, press play and behold what is surely the epitomy of GAY.

    Take That - the opening to a live broadcast called Dancing on Ice on Saturday night on BBC1 complete with Torville and Dean skating round them and endless skating be-hooped dancers dressed up in giant condoms.

    I love the moment Gary Barlow abandons his piano (presumably it plays itself from that point) to do a bit of dancing - surely a simple enough routine - he still manages to look like your dad at a wedding after a few glasses of asti spumanti.

    It's brilliance for me was the fact that we had all these icons of yesterday like Take That, Philip Schofield and Toville and Deane being wheeled back onto prime time TV all at the same time making the point to everyone that talent doesn't age and that our generation has still plenty to offer.

    STEPS REUNION NEXT PLEASE!!!

    Comebacktastic!!



    © 2006 Fredordead
    This post is dedicated to my good friend Mr Hutton who loves Dancing on Ice

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    Friday, February 23, 2007

    Torn



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    Monday, February 19, 2007

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    Some pictures of me at the ball on Friday night

     
     
     
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    I also found this picture which I don't remember seeing before - it's lovely! Seuuusan looks like a film star!!!

    And as for Richard, well he doesn't!!

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    A rummage through history

    The picture of me Jenny and Lynder at Castleward is used quite a lot on FredorDead - however I unearthed THIS rarer picture of Fred with the two beautiers and I thought I would share!!

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    Sunday, February 18, 2007

    What are you lookin at?

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    Some Changes

    There have been some changes to the music list for the coming months and these are now below.

    Please amend your records!!

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    Saturday, February 17, 2007

    That Jeremy Beadle!! He's such a prankster...



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    Thursday, February 15, 2007

    Grace

    Fred has a wee god-daughter called Grace and he bought this outfit for her. Nice isn't it? He bought it from NEXT my previous employers.

    Doesn't quite fit you Freddy!!

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    Gastro Pub

    Freddy cooked me a lovely meal last night and here it is. I had it all cut up before I remembered to take a photo so sorry bout that.

    It was Duck in a cranberry and Port Jus with Boulangere Potatoes.

    We bought it at Mark's and Spencers and fred got a free apron which I think you can just about make out in the background.

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    Yesterday..

    Yesterday was a really lovely day.


    It was Valentines day - the sky was really blue, the City Hall looked stunning from my work (above) and all was good in the world. I had a really good sales day yesterday - in fact there was NOTHING bad about yesterday. I caught myself thinking that my life is far from perfect but it's as near as I can get it.

    I'm not rich, but I'm not poor. I have a house and a mortgage - something that is becoming quite an achievement these days since people can't actually afford starter homes, I'm not alone in the world, I have my Freddy who I love, and I work in a place where I like everyone and everyone likes me. I don't have bird flu. I don't live in Iraq. I'm NOT being poisoned by Russians. I've beaten my anorexia by taking down the mirrors in my house. All is good. (only joking by the way before I get a comment asking me to talk about annorexia)

    So I just thought I'd say that. Yesterday was a lovely day because actually I have nothing real to complain about.

    Peter, the eternal pessimist who lives in my brain is still jumping around deep down shouting "Prepare to be doomed! Prepare to be doomed!" but he can fuck right off!! Posted by Picasa

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    Wednesday, February 14, 2007

    Rswipe

    Check out RSWIPE's new site

    He has had the misfortune of suffering from "perforated blog" which has left him scarred but he is on the mend.

    Not only that but there is some promise of him revealing who he really is.

    My money is on Keanu Reeves. I used to think he was Anna Nicole Smith but I've had a rethink.

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  • Happy Valentines day to you all

    I got this lovely Valentine's card this morning from my Fred. I DO hope you can read the lovely verse he put on the envelope, it really touched my heart.

    I won't even begin to show you what was written inside the card...


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    I would refer you to the poem I wrote for you all LAST YEAR and admit I haven't yet written a valentine poem this year - perhaps I will be able to write one today if I get time to break wind...

    In the mean time read the above poem from last year - perhaps you could write FREDORDEAD a valentine poem and add it below?

    Go on then!!!

    Here is Cazza's poem from last year to inspire you...

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    Looks like a poof's drink to me...

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    Sunday, February 11, 2007

    Holiday 2007



    Susan and Richard are just back from their Holidays in Gran Canaria. Perhaps one of you would write a short article for Fred's about this?

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    Richard Hunter Campbell



    It's Richard Hunter-Campbell's birthday today.

    Happy Birthday Richard Hunter-Campbell

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    Thursday, February 08, 2007

    How many of these do you recognise?

    SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25

    1. You leave clubs before the end to
    "beat the rush".

    2. You get more excited about having
    a roast on a Sunday than going
    clubbing the night before.

    3. You stop dreaming of becoming a
    professional footballer and start
    dreaming of having a son who might
    instead.

    4. Before throwing the local paper
    away, you look through the
    property section.

    5. All of a sudden, middle aged
    people are not 46, they are only 46.

    6. Before going out anywhere, you
    ask whether there is anywhere to
    park.

    7. Rather than throw a knackered
    pair of trainers out, you keep them
    because they'll be alright for the
    DIY or in the garden.

    8. You buy T-shirts without anything
    written on them.

    9. Instead of laughing at the
    innovations catalogue that falls out
    of the newspaper, you suddenly see
    both the benefit and money saving
    Properties of most of the things
    that are in it.

    10. You start to worry about your
    parents' health.

    11. You have more disposable income,
    but
    everything you want or need
    to buy costs between 200 and 500
    quid.

    12. You don't get funny looks when
    you buy a Disney video or a
    Wallace And Gromit bubble bath, as
    the sales assistant assumes they
    are for your children.

    13. Pop music all starts to sound
    the same.

    14. You opt for Pizza Express over
    Pizza Hut because they do a
    really nice half-bottle of house
    red.

    15. You always have enough milk in.

    16. To compensate for the fact that
    you have little desire to go
    clubbing, you instead frequent
    trendy bars and restaurants in the
    mistaken belief that you have not
    turned into your parents.

    17. While flicking through the TV
    channels, you happen upon C4's
    Time Team with Tony Robinson. You
    get drawn in.

    18. The benefits of
    a pension scheme become clear.

    19. You go out of your way to pick
    up a colour chart from B&Q.

    20. You wish you had a shed.

    21. You have a shed.

    22. You actually find yourself
    saying "They don't make 'em like that
    anymore" and "I remember when there
    were only 4 TV channels" and
    "Not in my day...."

    23. Radio 2 play more songs you know
    than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine
    has some really interesting guests
    on.

    24. Instead of tutting at old people
    who take ages to get off the
    bus, You tut at rowdy school
    children.

    25. When sitting outside a pub you
    admire their hanging baskets.

    26. You find yourself saying "is it
    cold in here or is it just me© 2006 Fredordead

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  • Wednesday, February 07, 2007

    Pointless Museum Lets You Look At Kylie's Smelly Clothes

    Here we are again with Kylie.

    I've ranted about her before on here. I find her bland and ordinaire. It's well known.

    But I will admit that Kylie has provided men in general with some worthwhile entertainment. And now you can be entertained and fascinated all at the same time by looking at her pants quite close up.

    Yes, that’s right, you can now unleash the stalker that’s always been lurking inside you and go down to the Victoria & Albert Museum in London to look at various stage outfits that Kylie has donned, from the dungarees that she sported in the early days of Neighbours in 1987 to those infamous hotpants that helped save her dodgy music career.

    Over 200 pieces of Kylie gear has been donated for you to perv over look at, and to Fredordead's amazement, tickets are said to be selling well ahead of Thursday's opening.

    In, a statement that literally took seconds to prepare, Kylie described how she felt about the exhibition to BBC News:

    “Honoured.”



    So is this the new celebrity trend? I presume so. As whenever a winning money-spinning formula is created, other celebrities will soon follow. Expect to see the clothes that Richard Hammond crashed in, the lack of clothing that Jordan models in and the various syringes that Pete Doherty squirts blood at cameras with. If any PR companies out there would like to see what trendy gear Fredordead wears on a day-to-day to basis, send a bag of cash and a sturdy table and I'll proudly show off my sweaty, burger-stained gear to the whole damn world.

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    Tuesday, February 06, 2007

    Coming to a cinema near you....


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    Monday, February 05, 2007

    Pixie & Dixie



    As we congratulate Ed on getting into York Minster, it is my duty to embarrass him at the same time. Well it's my way isn't it. They build you up and then they knock you down again don't they....

    Poor Ed.

    Regarde....

    © 2006 Fredordead

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    Newsflash

    Smithy and I are delighted to announce that we will be taking part in Methody's concert of Carmina Burana at the Waterfront on 15 March.

    If you have hitherto missed the sight of Smithy and I in school uniform on stage at the Waterfront trying and failing to blend in with schoolchildren in a vaguely disturbing fashion, then I'm afraid you are to be disappointed. This year as last year we will be wearing DJ's - much more seemly for gentlemen of our age. However such a blending attempt was done in the past, much to the amusement of some of the parents who were able to pick us out because of our podgy middle aged bellies....


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    Lynder and Jenny

    I've been playing around a bit with a new picture editing thing I've downloaded and I produced this slightly enhanced picture of Lynder and Jenny at Ripon Cathedral England.

    Nice isn't it?

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    Sunday, February 04, 2007

    Cartoon of the day

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