Mr Hutton's Joke of the day
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends £5000 and feels pretty good about the results.On her way home, she stops at a newsagents to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the man behind the counter,
"I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32,"
came the reply.
"I'm exactly 47,"
the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the staff lady the very same question. She replies,
"I guess about 29."
"Nope, I'm 47."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a greengrocer on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some bananas and asks the man this burning question. The clerk responds,
"Oh, I'd say about 30."
Again she proudly responds,
"I am 47, but thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies,
"Madam, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out,
"What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra, closes his eyes and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says,
"Okay, okay,...how old am I?"
"Madam, you are 47."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says,
"That was incredible, how could you tell?"
The old man replies,
"Promise you won't get annoyed?"
"Yes, I promise,"
"I was behind you in the queue at McDonald's."
© 2006 Fredordead
Labels: Joke
posted by Freddy @ Thursday, November 09, 2006
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